'WinCarp 1.0 - By MAN & .PeM.'
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'This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the#
'song. Please use this file for private study, scholarship, or research.      #
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{T: Widget Man}
{I: Aunt Bettys}
{A: Ford Supersonic}
'Based on a transcription by Brent Rosso
'The **** is where Mike muted the vocals in the mix.
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{S: Intro:}
E F# G A
E F# G A
E F# G A  D

E                   A
   put me on a plane
          E                 A
waste my time (waste my time)
E              A
   get me drunk
              E                  A
to get me in line (get me in line)
                        E
and then you shoot my chickens
A                E
   before they crack
A             E
   you're so dumb
A              E    A
I'll never be back

{S: Chorus:}
    E        F#        G     A
and I don't want this texas town
E        F#        G          A
I don't want your longhorns around
E        F#        G          A
I don't want your ****ed up plan  
D
  widget man
D
  widget man

{S: Interlude (4x):}
E  A

E                   A
  bring in the women
                 E                     A
show you a good time (show you a good time)
E                            A
  but they're all on the payroll
E                        A
  when they roll on the table
E                        A
  let me show you a castle
                E                     A
with big shiny doors (with big shiny doors)
             E                            A
who's gonna live here? (who's gonna live here?)
                    E                         A
your wife or your whore? (your wife or your whore?)

{S: Chorus:}
    E        F#        G     A
and I don't want this texas town
E        F#        G          A
I don't want your longhorns around
E        F#        G          A
I don't want your ****ed up plan 
D
  widget man
D
  widget man

                   E
gonna make you a star, boy...
                   G
gonna make you a star, boy...
                   D
gonna make you a star, boy...
                   E
gonna make you a star, boy...
                   G
gonna make you a star, boy...

E
  can I afford this premise?
E
  can't even afford this practice
E
  I could afford a phone call
E
  if it were local
E                        
  be proud of what I said
                     A
  if not for my wife and kid

{S: Chorus (2x):}
    E        F#        G     A
and I don't want this texas town
    E        F#        G          A
and I don't want your longhorns around
    E        F#        G          A
and I don't want your ****ed up plan
    E        F#        G      A
and I don't want your widget man

{S: Ending:}
E
Yeahhhhh